Fun While The Mr Is At Work

My wife is a stay at home housewife. She keeps herself pretty busy for the most part, but occasionally she gets bored. When that first started happening she would call me at work and we would flirt and have phone sex. That led to us video chatting and playing with ourselves. It was a great way to keep the spice, especially with as often as I worked. There were times I would be gone for a week at a time with work. Eventually she started buying toys and would let me watch her use them.

Eventually she told me she needed to feel human touch. I told her she could have sex with someone else but only if I could watch. So that’s when she started bringing people home and setting the camera up so I could watch. It was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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These Bitches Are Crazy

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These Girls Love Rimjobs

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The quality is excellent, shot in HD (including some 4k). The movies even come with photo galleries in-case you want to fill up your hard drive with some smut. (Don’t forget to hide the file from your prude-ass wife who forbids you from giving her a rimjob.)

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