That Ass Needs Breaking In

The best things in life are… discounts on anal porn sites. That’s what my mother always told me. I guess that’s why I’m here, fulfilling my life dream of blogging about porn deals. Mom’s so proud. I just wish she wouldn’t look over my shoulder when I’m working. Gosh, Mom. We already sleep in the same bed. Give me some privacy.

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